trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: spoopynojutsu)

kitty-mccat:

runforfreetherapy:

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

SECRET image

FREAKIN’

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ROOMS

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LIKE

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PEOPLE

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BUILD ROOMS

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WITHIN ROOMS

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BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

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THAT’S RIGHT

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THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

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HONESTLY THOUGH

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YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

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OR YOU’RE WRONG

I have always wanted a house with secret rooms. 

Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

skyfallat221b:

uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the ****ing sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



#death from above

this post makes me cry every single d**n time

I usually just ‘like’ posts like this, but this one made me laugh so hard in lecture hall that I actually had to leave the lecture hall to go outside and compose myself before managing to go back it.

skyfallat221b:

uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the ****ing sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above

this post makes me cry every single d**n time

I usually just ‘like’ posts like this, but this one made me laugh so hard in lecture hall that I actually had to leave the lecture hall to go outside and compose myself before managing to go back it.

(Source: boypart)

voidbat:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Stretchin’. Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

best use of disney gifs ever.

stuckyassemble:

a little ball of steve (◡‿◡✿)

(Source: acconito)

silsol:

guardians of the galaxy

tako-dna:

Tribute “How to train your Dragon” - What if Hiccup and Toothless had met earlier ?

tako-dna:

Tribute “How to train your Dragon” - What if Hiccup and Toothless had met earlier ?

tomhardyvariations:

More puppy Xs :) On the set of Legend…last day…

source (x)

(Source: peetamelalrk)

Intro to Misha’s panel + his manservants

Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’ve been challenged by Bob Iger and Vincent D’Onofrio to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Gentlemen, I accept your challenge. Uh, now, that’s twice I’ve been challenged, so I’m gonna do it slightly different. Instead of doing one bucket of ice, what I’m going to do… I found this, it’s called Blue Ice Vodka and in lieu of the bucket of ice, I’ll be drinking this. (x)

(Source: chrisprattings)

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

mishas-assbutts:

"This is my ALS ice bucket challenge. Please be forewarned: this video contains nudity & an inflatable horse." [x]